Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26335978-20170618050338/@comment-31479721-20170618155949

Banned because there would like a $1⁄7500000000$ chance of anyone being chosen, so it almost definitely wouldn't be you, and you wouldn't want it to be you either. After all, "Death is but the next great adventure"

- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (I think)