User:OctoThang/Sandbox

Fandom Police
'''Me and my friend OctoThing from Ocothing games like to do this thing called Fandom Busting. It is like the knowledge police except we do things like danger hazards or things that should probably be eligal intead of defying the laws of Physics. for example...'''

Why Hogwarts Is Bad
1. Harry, all you have to do is run full speed into that brick wall. Ok strange lady I've never met before!

2. Lets take a train to Hogwars! Its full of demons who want to suck out your soul, and an evil secret society oh and nose bleed nuegets which are somehow safe.

3. Just a tip, dot go into the girls bathroom. Its filled with nice stuff like trolls, Giant evel snakes, creepy gost gils oh and Voldimort himself!

4. Lets go up the stairs that move without warning that are built over an endless abys.

5. Les go to potions class where some kid will blow up his potion and the teacher is part of a secret society who wants to kill your pets.

6. Hello im Hagrid now lets open you MonsterBook Of Monsters to page eat your face off.

7. Defence against the dark arts is alays taugh by a shady evil person. Hmmmmm seems legit.

8. Gardening Class. Try not to get killed by screaming babies.

9 . Want to see my pet giant spider. No Hagrid. No

10. If it likes you it will let you on! We will get to the rest after your fatally injured.

11. We have an army of statues but we only needed it in the war against Volimort not to kill him before hand or when the students were in grave danger.

12. One of the teachers is breaking the law and showing children dark magic yet nobody notices but when Harry cant go on a feild trip cause nobody sign the permission slip oh no you cant go for your SAFETY!!!!!

13. Demons attack people on tiny objects that fly.

14. Bogarts. And thats how you cause PTSD

15. The triwizard tournament. Its bad enough but if your old enough you can put anyones name in.

16. The teachers dont tell the students how to fall so you will just break a few bones when using the port key

17. During the filming of the Chamber of secrets lice sread.

18. Lupin, Nough Said

19. By Harry go back to your abusive uncle.

20. And a giant tree tries to whack you to death.

Now You Try
Pick a fandom and bust it with twenty reasons on my blog.