Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-28606847-20161118073000/@comment-31123157-20161213010858

I ate a cookie inside a cookie with Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan and me while jumping over buildings that shake due to enormous earthquakes that destroyed the feels of the wind while someone played the kazoo saying "And his name is JOHN CENA!" then fell off a cliff because they sang the John Cena meme for 99 hours then HandyUnit said "Uh oh! It seems that Ballora doesn't feel like dancing. Let's motivate her with a controlled shock." and jumped off the cliff too 'cause he felt like it and was crazy which resulted in his weird death by useless but really good song named "I Can't Fix You" by The Living Tombstone who always had a problem with seizures and flying apples hitting him on the head until dat boi appeared and committed suicide by hanging his leg on a floating stick that always breaks down