Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-25120690-20181110093938/@comment-34623602-20181201090100

Banned because

Teacher: Star, why didn’t you finish your homework.

Me normally: I don’t have an excuse. Where’s the detention slip?

Me if I didn’t finish that day: (insert excuse)

Teacher: ... am I supposed to laugh at this? This isn’t a joke.

Me: I’m sorry. Here’s a pomegranate.

Teacher: (insert nuke explosion anger)