Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26897006-20150216140752

Hey there guys! Here's a cool game- Random Reply! Basically, you have to reply to the other person's question very randomly, like:

Dragonballgtgoku: Could you give me a glass of water?

Darthwikia: I would, but have a phone at home.

Could you give me a cookie?

Kerrawesome: I would but the water I drank yesterday was 2$.

Could you...

See? That's fun! Now here's what not to do: Okay with all of you? Then let's start:
 * Make religious comments
 * Make fun of users
 * Add spam
 * Go too off-topic
 * Put malicious content

Could you train my dog?  