Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-28606847-20161118073000/@comment-28228185-20170120101741

My father bought a grandfather clock because he was terrible at telling time and he doesn't even know how clocks work so he asked his friend to wind it and when his friend turned it up by 12:00, a puppet appeared from it and said "You're a Lannister, Tony Soprano" and fell off so