Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-28606847-20170204082414/@comment-28272355-20170314220947

I drank some water mixed with OxiClean and remembered the great time my brother jumped off the World Trade Center with me while eating tacos that looked exactly like earphones but were green and orange because they were thrown into bucket of paint while dad tried to save us with a ripe banana that was sitting on the street and got hit by a car so they brought the banana into a van where an old man sat with a pair of old timey jeans and extra good leather jacket that was old and cracked and held a piece of shrapnel and he threw fireworks directly at the van causing