Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26335978-20180629190043/@comment-31479721-20190612214653

He’s not, James is way better.

I wish for a non-poisoned pretzel, no knives or weapons inside it, no explosives, no assassin chasing me, I don’t get attacked or bombed immediately after eating the pretzel, it’s not a stolen pretzel, the pretzel is edible, the pretzel tastes actually good, just a plain pretzel.