Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-28606847-20161118073000/@comment-27959912-20170203153747

My father bought a grandfather clock because he was terrible at telling time and he doesn't even know how clocks work so he asked his friend to wind it and when his friend turned it up by 12:00, a puppet appeared from it and said "You're a Lannister, Tony Soprano" and fell off so the grandfather clock has an opportunity to disappear because it played Terraria once then a teddy bear joined forces with a rat and they asked if they could eat toe nails while shooting dummies that are JAACA's bodyguards as they built structures made of ballerina tutus and donkey hooves that smells like cat food