Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26501002-20150508043908

Basically, this is a sequel (or a continuation) of the Game, Ruin A WIsh made by The Deranged Umbreon (kudos) , but the last thread became too long, so I opened this new one. In this game, we all are genies but we need to ruin the wishes of 'our masters' which actually makes some sense. Do NOT- This is how it should be played-
 * Use bad language
 * Make sexual comments
 * Make religious comments
 * Go off topic

The Deranged Umbreon : I wish for a potato

Dargonballgtgoku: Granted, but it is poisoned. I wish for a cookie

ILikeTrains: Granted but it is a raisin cookie                                                                                                      I wish for ...

All right?

I'll start:

I wish for 5,000,000 cats.  