User blog:Clowerst778/0.17.0 wish list, (not Christmas) removing features, jokes, and riddles

If I spelled something wrong I'm sorry but I got jokes and riddles. Please answer in the comments along with your features added or removed. These are hard. Answers will be releaved on December 1, 2016 Pafic Time 2:30pm- December 2, 2:30-5:00. Pacific time which means U.S.A time on the west coast.

Riddles

1. You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?

2. What is harder to catch the faster you run?

3. Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

4. Two fathers and their two sons go fishing together. They each catch one fish to take home with them. They do not lose any fish, and yet when they arrive at home they only have three fish. How can this be?

5. What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

Jokes

1. Have you ever heard of the creeper that went to the party?

2. What's a ghast's favorite country?

3. Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?

4. Why don't blazes make businesses?

5. A sad horse walks into a bar. The villager that is the bar tender says: "Now, why the long face?" elongs to you but others use it more than you d