Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-28272355-20171011090052/@comment-30249131-20171029103818

Granted, but once you opened it you got sucked into a time portal to October 2077, when the great war happened,  but you survived and became hunted buy the T-10000000000000i, but also survived, only to be killed by a baby walrus that doesn't have a face, and then you woke up in front of your TV set before being attacked by a Pennywise ripoff called Dollarunwise(lol), then an ender portal sucked you to the nether, where you put a bed and it exploded,  throwing you to the portal again, then squished by megatron, and then you were thrown into a fries world where fries eat humans, and then you were forced to sing Despacito a million times without stopping,  and then you realised that you're reading a useless thing and basically this is nonsense which is the point of this game and...

I wish for TPBM could finish the text above