Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-28931162-20161124061149/@comment-28931162-20170118222742

You cannot buy the golden turnip. http://turnip.wikia.com/wiki/The_Golden_Turnip

So, you never got the golden turnip, meaning you never got a turnip, meaning you couldn't of said my turnip. So your argumant is invalid, MY TURNIP!