Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26335978-20170514194635/@comment-27959912-20170515094034

Banned because legend says crows are the most bird species.

One day, a crow found a jar with little water in it.

Very cleverly, he flew to a river bank, grabbed a rock near it, and put it in the jar.

After about 50 times bringing rocks from the river bank to the jar, he was very exhausted, but it was almost done, he put one final rock in the jar and finally could drink the water from it.

Then he realized...

"WHY DIDN'T I DRINK THE WATER FROM THE RIVER?!?!?!"