User blog:Daniel.gormley.77/Villager-ization

So, we all known that besides the powerful Cow, the Villager is my favourite mob. But they are SOOO aggravating!

Reasons why: Can't the Creators make them more, well, less deranged?
 * That stupid "hmm!" Sounds!
 * They push you off the stairs leading into a house when you open the door and they come stampeding out.
 * The babies are professional escape artists.
 * They don't trade anything (not yet anyways).
 * They abandon their Villages.
 * They just STARE at you, like you're the worst thing that they've ever seen.
 * They're not even edible!