Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26335978-20170815140057/@comment-28272355-20170831031545

StateOfPsychosis wrote:

JustJuuno wrote: Clubbed by a penguin because two parents had 100 children. They were so many that they onky named them from One to One-hundred. One day, ninety-nine of the children died in a house fire, and only 90 and her parents survived. 90 took good care of her parents and made good grades in school. After a while, 90 was married and then had kids. The kids grew up. One day, the kids found a stray dog and the kids asked their mother if they can keep it, but she did not allow. They decided to keep the stray dog and named it This. They took good care of This. This grew up as a good pet. One day, however, This got hit by a car. The kids kept it a secret from 90. They will miss This.

Only 90's kids will remember this. Failed doing a birthday ritual because

"lmao"

"I don't understand the joke kill me now" Dumped on a garbage landfill because Panic! At the Disco.