Board Thread:Anything Goes/@comment-26335978-20180817180631/@comment-34623602-20180927222057

"I frick Pete. I frick him for years. In fact, our grandfathers... (tries not to laugh) frick each other when they were alive. He frick at the restaurant since last summer. (Nervous sounding laughs) He frick in the kitchen. Before that, he frick in a shop. When she was younger, she frick in Russia. That’s like saying “fricking Russia”. (Tries not to laugh) Now she frick in Japan. She frick there for five years. (Tries not to laugh) Wow. I frick my leg. I frick it on a skiing trip month (laughs). I frick something everytime I ski... (nervous sounding laugh)"

- Me reacting to a kid’s school assignment